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Five years ago, a friend of mine got into such a story (we’ll call him Paul here).
He lived in the next house on the second floor.
He had a very beautiful wife.
They lived, it seems, well, amicably.
They had no children (they thought it was too early to start).
Somehow, as a gift to Pasha, his colleagues for his birthday (and he, as I know, worked at customs) worked a parrot – a big (elbow-high, probably), dazzling white with interspersed brown feathers and large feathers on the head.
(It was said that the bird was seized with smuggling along with other animals in the worst condition.
But the parrot customs officers came out, and for two months he lived in the customs office.
Called parrot Petka).
Paul and his wife tried to teach the parrot to speak, but they did not succeed.
As Pasha told, while this bird lived at the customs, nothing was heard from her, except for a loud squeak.
Pavel and talked all the time with a parrot, and the tape recordings turned around for days to the bird – to no avail.
His wife conducted classes with a parrot when Pavel left for work.
But for some time neighbors began to laugh at Pasha.
As he passes, they almost do not show him with his fingers, laugh and make fun of him.
He tried to find out why they were laughing at him, but he could not get an answer from anyone.
So a month, another neighbors laugh at him.
Then something heard that these banter are connected with his parrot.
Pashka realized that the parrot, most likely, spoke.
But he thought that, probably, the local boys had taught the bird any nastiness.
(Pasha often put a cage with a parrot on the balcony; it was summer).
But in his presence, the parrot did not talk! And the people still laugh at Paul.

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What to do? Paul went somehow, as always, to work in the morning.
But suddenly remembering that he had left some documents at home, he decided to return.

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Approaching his porch, he suddenly heard his parrot say, moreover, speak loudly and clearly, with an intonation of the phrase, like: Well, now turn your ass to me.
What are your beautiful boobs.
I’m going to pierce you now.
And so on, as well as loud moans (very plausible).
A lot of people gathered from the bottom of the balcony.
Everyone laughed and pointed to the cage with the bird on the balcony.
Pavel, unable to withstand the ridicule and winks of neighbors in his direction (which had lasted two months), turned the parrot in the hearts of the hearts and lowered the corpse into the garbage disposal.
Pasha explained to himself that it is possible that such a parrot’s vocabulary is from previous bird owners.
And long after this incident, the inhabitants of the house laughed and joked about Pasha; and he was very offended, he even wanted to change the apartment.
So it took about three months.
Once, Pavel, driving past his home in an official car, decided to go home, grab some documents.
(My wife should also be at work).
Pasha opens the door of his apartment, and what he hears: the same phrases, with the same pitch, the same intonation: “Did the parrot survive and come back?!” Thought Pasha.
– “I turned my head off to him!” Having passed further into the room, he suddenly sees his beloved wife and neighbor on the playground having fun on the sofa.
Pavel with his fists (and he was engaged in boxing, even had a discharge) pounced on his neighbor, beat him for a long time, until his wife brought other neighbors on the porch, who stopped the beating and called an ambulance.
As a result, a would-be lover was hospitalized for two months with head injuries, a broken nose and rib fractures.
Understandably, after this incident, Paul divorced his wife; long worried about this.
But then, unexpectedly for everyone, he got married a second time, after which the jokes and winks towards him from the neighbors almost immediately disappeared.
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